December 2009
24 posts
Burger Restaurant talk.
Kendall: Excuse me who do you think you are?
Trent: Sugar and spice and everything nice.
Kendall: No.. Youre sugar and a1 which equals a bag of shit...
Like a turd.
Leslie: Suspect laughing with friends, and playing with his stupid skateboard in a snide, turdish manner.
Dave: Turdish?
Leslie: Yes. Like a turd. Like a little turd.
Leslie
Leslie: I believe that you're innocent until proven guilty in this country. That's the cornerstone of democracy.
Andy: Sure.
Leslie: On the other hand. Greg Pikitis is a little punk. And I kind of want to TP his house.
I love Parks and Recreation
Leslie: Hey, you're going to jail for a very long time.
Dave: He's not going to go to jail, you know. He's a minor.
Leslie: Well, we'll let the jury decide.
Dave: There's not gonna be a jury. It's a....
Leslie: Then the judge will decide where he goes.
Dave: Look, he's going to do probation. He's a minor.
Leslie: Dave, just let me have this?
PIKITIS!!!!
Leslie: He’s like an invisible, adolescent, James Bond super villain criminal mastermind. Or maybe someone else is doing it. But I really feel like it’s this kid.
I want this. But with an SLR instead of what this... →
Dear...
World of facebook and all of it’s inhabitants. I wish to be connecting you at the moment, but my phone’s facebook application will not allow me to see anything or load anything. So I love you. But for now I am to be upset and sit here in my room facebookless…. So… To those of you reading this… You’re wonderful.
Nerd Porn
Kacey Stackhouse: I went through the nerd porn videos that I didn't want. Would you like some?
Kendall Town: Pfft.. You know it. Do you have the bubblegum one?
You know... The one who is the type of girl, i wanna chew all of her bubblegum.
Kacey Stackhouse: Umm yeah I have season 1 and 2.
Kendall Town: Oh good. I missed a few of those episodes. I'll be over soon to get them. Got any others I might want? Maybe they include rootbeer snowies and soccer?
Kacey Stackhouse: I have nerd porn summer treats and nerd porn visits Mexico.
Kendall Town: Oh! I haven't seen those ones. I'll grab those too. What else do you have?
Kacey Stackhouse: Umm nerd porn meets creepy you know who!
Kendall Town: Ah! That one always scares me. It's too slutty. No thanks. lol
Kacey Stackhouse: I have nerd porn meets cousins?
Kendall Town: Oh I love that one. It always makes me smile :)
Do it.
Garrett: She took a class before she false birthed you Josh!
Josh: I'm gonna false birth all over your face.
Everyone at the table: Uhh....
Dear Coat,
May I please own you? Some day I shall. You, Me, a pair of jeans, and some green vans will be beautiful.
:D
V8 juice bottle says clarified banana.
Josh: how do you clarify a banana?
Me: you ask it, are you a banana? And when it answers and says yes, you say thank you for clarifying.
Uhm? Lol.
I was playing with my dogs and making them chase the flashlight. Around the house.
Mom: Stop fuckin messing with the dogs!
(she takes the flashlight from me and tries to turn it off, in turn messing with the dogs.)
Me: Stop fuckin messing with the dogs!
Me and Mom: Stop fuckin drinking! Hahahahaha!